This site was once the definite guide to surviving the apocalypse. However, I have since decided to divert my attention from the undead to Pancakes, my Lisp project. Consequently, my responses to emails sent to the Polar Bear Attack Helpline may be delayed. Should you find yourself being attacked by a polar bear, I suggest you tag your email as 'urgent', which may increase your chances of not dying.
~cdfh
